Part 1 - Transcribed by Oscillation Jones

Join us for the first instalment of The Dream Diary of Terry Bumfist, as transcribed by culture editor, Oscillation Jones. What strange and troubling nocturnal visions are knocking around inside the brain-box of the world’s most accomplished squeezer? Read on to find out.

Part 2 - Transcribed by J K Hauser

In this highly exploitative instalment of The Dream Diary of Terry Bumfist, the world famous squeezer sheds a light on the gloomy corners of his psyche for our amusement and entertainment. Frolics with dream-beasts and ruminations on the now infamous Waddesdon Manor networking event of last autumn abound.