Articles
Arts & CULTURE:
Meeting With Music Makers
Your weekly dose of music journalism, fresh from the hot, slightly moist writing desk of Ken 'When?' Wheezy.
Talking Têtes
Hard-hitting conversations with the greatest minds of contemporary cinema, each week our film correspondent, Terence Gunboat, sets out to pick the brains of a different luminary of the medium, with varying results.
No Stupid Questions?
The editorial feature written by culture editor, Oscillation Jones. Each week - or whenever Jones feels like it, the indolent scoundrel - Oscillation meets with prominent pop-culture idols to discuss their work, their loves and hates, their turn-ons and turn-offs, all while attempting to answer the greatest conundrum of our age; are there really no stupid questions?
Psychic Affairs:
Popular Portals
Psychic correspondent, ghost whisperer and lubricator of gaskets herself, Martha Fugnugget, investigates portal-based phenomena around the world.
Martha Fugnugget’s Mystic Horoscope
Enter the weird and frightening world that is reality as we know and hate it. Learn to see the invisible, do the undoable and evade the jammy fingers of fate with Martha Fugnugget’s wise counsel. Updated every 45 days or so, in accordance with the movements of the cosmic cantons.
The Dream Diary of Terry Bumfist
Professional squeezer, renowned make-up artist and all-round great guy, Terry Bumfist, shares with us his nocturnal visions, as transcribed by Concrete Octopus' culture editor, Oscillation Jones.
Sports:
Kicking It
An exploration of the latest fads, trends, sports and diversions sweeping the underground. Charlie Mongoose is a man - probably - with his finger on the jugular of popular culture, and he intends to carpe as many diems as feasibly possible while it's still attached to his hand.
Science & Technology:
Lab Grown Love
Idle Vendetta reviews Conoctopticon Industries’ latest model of Meat-Droid and gives us the lowdown on the moral minefield that is artificial sentience while attempting to answer the question on everyone’s mandibles: Can you grow to love that which has been grown to love?
Travel:
The Feckless Guide To Reality As We Know It
Join Cheese McCarthy and The Feckless Hand crime syndicate in their globe-trotting, multidimensional adventure in search of drugs, ultraviolence and the mortal remains of erstwhile co-leader, Jarvis Lautrec.