Top 5 Dry Riser Inlets in the Country - As Investigated by Martha Fugnugget

This week on Popular Portals, Martha Fugnugget investigates the bizarre occurrence of dry riser inlets in and around the UK. Harmless access points for beefcake firefighters? Or dimensional rifts capable of playing all kinds of havoc with our reality? Read on to find out...

Thin Places - An Investigation by Martha Fugnugget

This week on Popular Portals, Martha Fugnugget investigates the phenomenon known variously as Thin Places, Thin Space, Pan-Dimensional Edges or, in some coarser circles, Satan’s Bum-Crack. In this the first part of an ongoing investigation, Martha goes in search of missing sewer canoeist and famous cheese fondler, Basildon ‘Baz Slaz the Slaz’ Slazenger in the depths of the Edinburgh sewers.